I'm Just Sayin'...

Some serious Quirks...My Top 20

2008-05-18T10:59:00.002-05:00

With this most serious of posts, I am posting a SERIOUS picture of me...so you will completely relate to my quirky self

Ok...so here you go...for those of you that know me...you probably already have a longer list than I am providing here (so shush!!!)

1. I don't like beer or eating something and drinking beer as your beverage of choice (ummm ewww)

2. I seem to have a God given talent to make people laugh until they pee their pants, spit their drink out or it shoots out their nose (and I just don't understand because I am usually being serious..hahahaha).

3. I AM a freak magnet...just watch and learn sometime. (I really am the flypaper for freaks)

4. I have a fetish for microphones and intercoms.

5. I cannot deal with ANYTHING surgery channel gross (I am posting this for certain people and you KNOW who you ARE)

6. I can play a straw (I would just have to show you...)

7. I like to dance in the rain...well who am I kiddin' I pretty much will break into dance or song anywhere (it goes back to 4)

8. Don't let 4 and 7 confuse you into thinking that I can sing...cause I really can't but I AM a legend in my own mind

9. The majority of my friends are artistic in some way but I do not have ANY talent...well except for 6 and NO I DO NOT consider 3 a talent and I am not sure 2 is a talent one should brag about since it involves expelling bodily fluids although it would be fun to video and put on uTube.

10. I am a closet Fanilow. (Barry Manilow fan...yeah I know...shut up...I did say quirky)

11. I am addicted to my iPod take it everywhere.

12. I am adopted and have NO DESIRE to look up anyone biologically linked to me, skip down to 20 to see a perk on this fact (seems to really bother some peeps)

13. I am really sad that no one has ever bought me a Mr. Microphone (refer to 4)

14. I have an irrational fear of heights (get PASSOUT dizzy just looking down from the top of a flight of stairs)

15. My feet...just an FYI they are so ticklish...I don't even like people looking at them (and for those of you that get the idea it would be FUNNY to tickle them....ummm when I say ticklish...I mean pee my pants ticklish...so unless you want to be grouped in 3...just don't go there my new ex friend - giggling)

16. Love vampire movies...even the really bad ones...completely addicted

17. I have to watch scarey movies with the lights on. I know I am such a girl! (Bite me, k?)

18. I don't like to read things that have things on them that I can't read (Just ask Tish AND Jeanette about this one...and I was sober when I made this enlightening statement)

19. I am the most ungraceful person you will meet...just put me in a pair of heels and sit back and enjoy the show... OMG

and FINALLY...

20. Since I am adopted, I like to change my heritage usually on a weekly basis...unless I find one that is just too interesting...currently I have decided I am cajun...and have been for weeks now (giggling Tish understands)

Well I hope you found this to be helpful :-p

To be continued.....or confused

Pam's Word of the Day

2008-05-03T11:52:00.003-05:00

The word for May 03 is :

SHITUATION

n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.

Used in a sentence:

This SHITUATION is going to cause me to have to eat a shit sandwich! (My motto: Just say no to the shit sandwich)

GIRLFRIENDS

2008-05-02T21:11:00.008-05:00

Just so you know I have found the perfect song that describes the Goddesses...so here ya go...sit back, have a beer, prop up your feet (you should give the song a listen)...and enjoy!!!

Girlfriends
sung by Jamie O'Neal

I've been starin' all day at the same computer screen
'Round here I'm treated like I'm just some damn machine
I punch in, I tune out, nobody cares what I'm all about
But at five that ends, they're waitin' for me, my girlfriends

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna get loud no doubt we're gonna get crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, who cares if we do some damage to our reputation
Guys can come and go life can turn around and let you down so fast
But if you need that one sure thing that's gonna last
Girlfriends kick ass

If doesn't even matter if I show up in a bad mood
They're gonna make me laugh and change my attitude
Here's to one more, and me and my girls out on the floor
We'll dance all night long so, come on mister DJ play our song

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna get loud no doubt we're gonna get crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, who cares if we do some damage to our reputation
Guys can come and go life can turn around and let you down so fast
But if you need that one sure thing that's gonna last
Girlfriends kick ass

When we're together I can't help feelin' fine
Oh yeah, everything's alright
Tomorrow's comin' it'll be here soon enough
But nothin's buggin' us tonight

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Pam's Top Ten Things She Doesn't Like (Well at least this week)

2008-05-01T05:20:00.012-05:00

1. I don't like to read things that I can't read on things I can't read. (This is a direct quote from me and I wasn't even drunk! And Kel was no where around!)

2. I hate movies that don't end the way I think they should and I have to leave the movie theater all pissy about it! (Tish knows all about this one)

3. I hate road construction!!!! (Trust me Huntspatch is perverted with it!!!)

4. I hate not having control of the remote which usually happens when Neal is around or Rachel decides to have a Nickelodean/Disney Channel marathon....

5. I hate it when the dog misses the puppy pad...just sayin'.

6. I hate that this guy at work (that smells bad) sat next to me in a meeting and I had to hold my nose (and make it look natural) through the whole 2 hour meeting! (Not to mention some of my ex friends and coworkers laughed at me the WHOLE FREAKIN' Time!)

7. I hate dressing for warm weather and then freezing my ass off!

8. I hate shit sandwiches (Kel you know what I'm talkin' about)!

9. I hate when the soda machine steals my money!!!!

10. Most of ALL I hate it that I don't get to see my Goddesses more often!

There you have it...a bit of a rant I guess but sometimes you just have to say what's on your mind.

A Goddess Coming of Age

2008-04-22T20:39:00.005-05:00

Yes this post is for Ms. Biscuit. She is 41 today and doesn't look a day over 25!!! Wishing you many happy days to come, lots of sweet things....

Wish were were there to ring it in with you babe....but remember we love you and you are still one HOT GODDESS!!!

HA! I am back!

2008-04-20T07:24:00.003-05:00

What ya'll freaks been up to?

Life

2007-09-07T19:43:00.000-05:00

All I can say right now is sometimes...Life is just full of suprises....sometimes YUMMY surprises (this would be the surprise that does NOT include a side order of shit sandwich)...

For the first time in a very long time I am at peace with life...

Things that make you go...HMMMMmmmm

2007-09-06T21:23:00.000-05:00

Ok it is no BIG secret that I have turned 40. My daughter seems to take pride in reminding me daily...her latest question was "So Mom, when is it you start down the hill..." You know it really BITES to have a sassy daughter sometimes...I can't imagine WHO she takes after...probably the damn storks that dropped her on my doorstep almost 13 years ago...(smirk)

I had to think about how to respond to that question carefully because I knew too well this is an question/answer session that could very easily comeback to bite me later and NOT in a good way either!!! My response was "Well actually now that I am 40, I OWN the hill!" "I am QUEEN of the hill AND I won't go down it until I am good and ready"!!!

So with that being said, let me share 40 things I have learned ...

1. I am better at 40 then I was at 20.

2. I am so much more than what meets the eye.

3. I have learned to surround myself with great friends they will last your whole life!!!

4. You cannot control other people's behavior but you can control how you react to them!

5. You are gonna have rainy days and if you do, play in the rain.

6. Shit sandwiches...are just a part of life...confront it, spank it and move on.

7. Girl's weekends...are a MUST...

8. Live life to the fullest and with no regrets.

9. Laugh often.

10. Smile more often, you will feel better and it worries the hell out of everyone else...woohoo!

11, Confront your fears when you can, it will enpower you.

12. Start celebrating half bdays...more cake!!! :p

13. Hug freely and mean it...

14. Bubble baths are the bomb!!!

15. You are never too old to learn something new...

16. Pray often.

17. When things are tough...find the good in the bad situation...

18. Always tell the people you care about that you love them...don't be greedy with your love

19. My goddesses...I would be lost without them!

20. Dance when you feel like it...

21. It is NEVER too late to go back to school

22. Time...don't waste it.

23. Don't judge

24. Give with your heart...

25. NEVER drink ALL day with KELLY (giggling...just kidding)

26. Dream big

27. Love the skin your in...

28. Confidence opens doors

29. Be thankful...there is always someone in more dire straits than you

30. Icka bicka...words to live by

31. Build that bonfire...or regret it later (Chelle this one is for you girl!)

32. Lick em stick em tattoos are the way to go (especially if you get to pick who is lickin'...HA)

33. Eat dessert first...honestly it just makes sense people!

34. NEVER drink tequilla and lay out in the sun...no good will EVER come of this...

35. I LOVE my sattelite radio!!! (sorry that was random I know)

36. Chocolate should have its own food group

37. Never leave your destiny up to someone else

38. Take pictures...they really ARE worth 1,000 words

39. Believe in yourself

40. Live life to the fullest you only get one chance....

Is it wasted time?

2007-09-03T21:49:00.000-05:00

Title: Eagles - Wasted Time lyrics

Artist: Eagles

Print: Eagles - Wasted Time Lyrics print version

Well baby, there you stand
With your little head, down in your hand
Oh, my god, you can’t believe it’s happening
Again
Your baby’s gone, and you’re all alone
And it looks like the end.

And you’re back out on the street.
And you’re tryin’ to remember.
How will you start it over?
You don’t know what became.
You don’t care much for a stranger’s touch,
But you can’t hold your man.

You never thought you’d be alone this far
Down the line
And I know what’s been on your mind
You’re afraid it’s all been wasted time

The autumn leaves have got you thinking
About the first time that you fell
You didn’t love the boy too much, no, no
You just loved the boy to well, farewell
So you live from day to day, and you dream
About tomorrow, oh.
And the hours go by like minutes
And the shadows come to stay
So you take a little something to
Make them go away
And I could have done so many things, baby
If I could only stop my mind from wondrin’ what
I left behind and from worrying ’bout this wasted time

Ooh, another love has come and gone
Ooh, and the years keep rushing on
I remember what you told me before you went out on your own:
’sometimes to keep it together, we got to leave it alone.’
So you can get on with your search, baby, and I can
Get on with mine
And maybe someday we will find , that it wasn’t really
Wasted time
Mm,hm
Oh hoo, ooh, ohh,
Ooh,ooh, mm

Icka Bicka!!!

2007-09-03T07:44:00.000-05:00

“What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero” ~ Calvin and Hobbes

Gathering of the Goddesses...2007

2007-08-26T02:35:00.001-05:00

What does it mean to be a Goddess? Well I am so glad you asked. A Goddess by definition is:

god·dess [god-is] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. a female god or deity.
2. a woman of extraordinary beauty and charm.
3. a greatly admired or adored woman.

However, this word just by definition seems so superficial to me. We are so much more than just our parts...we are mothers, lovers and wives, friends, co-workers, students, but most of all very human.

So what IS the Gathering of the Goddesses? It truly is about beauty but not the kind that you see on the surface...it is about extraordinary women who come together despite the odds and share openly and unabandonly the good, the bad and the ugly...it is an unconditional friendship where you feel no shame in who you are or how you got there. Quiet simply they are amazing...so I offer you my interpretation of this year's Gathering of the Goddesses (GoG) 2007

When you walk through this door, it is like coming home....

You're My Best Friend Lyrics
Artist(Band):Queen

Words and music by JOHN DEACON.

Ooh you make me live
Whatever this world can give to me
It's you you're all I see
Ooo you make me live now honey
Ooo you make me live

Ooh you're the best friend that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine and I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
Oh you're my best friend

Ooo you make me live

Ooh I've been wandering round
But I still come back to you
In rain or shine
You've stood by me, girl
I'm happy at home
You're my best friend

Ooo you make me live
Whenever this world is cruel to me
I got you to help me forgive
Ooo you make me live now honey
Ooo you make me live

You're the first one
When things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my only one
And I love the things
I really love the things that you do
You're my best friend

Ooo you make me live

I'm happy at home
You're my best friend
Oh
Oh you're my best friend
Ooo you make me live
You you're my best friend.

To my Goddesses....you have given me a gift beyond words....I love you!

I am still around lurking...

2007-07-23T21:56:00.000-05:00

I am checking your blogs and laughing...my face hurts from smiling...and my heart hurts because we are all apart...thinking of all of you, missing you and wishing you all well!!!

ASSES!

2007-05-12T17:19:00.000-05:00

You know I have a pretty high tolerance for people and their need show their ass...(after all I stayed married to SATAN for 7 years...duh) mostly because I live in "Pamaply" these days and there life is good and I just don't have time for people who lack qualities that appeal to me. I have learned that we cannot control the behavior of others but we can control how we react/relate to them...

However, with that being said, this last week or so, I have had the extreme displeasure seeing asses a' plenty at work...there are the jealous asses who cannot seem to see someone else on our "team" succeed, there are the bitchy asses who just need someone and/or something to constantly bitch at or about, there are the coniving asses who are cut throat and will go to great lengths to bring you down to move themselves forward and of course there are the lazy asses who do absolutely nothing and continue to get rewarded for it.

These creatures are pathetic in their constant attempts to shove the shit sandwich down the throats of the object of their hateful intent.

I have to this point maintained the high road and been nothing but cordial to those I have spoken about above...but today I have decided to "Let it rip"!!

You are a bunch whiney ass, ass kissing, shit disturbing, fucktards...and for the record I am making voodoo monkeys of all of you....it is so ON!!!

Piss off ya rat bastards!

Happy Birthday Biscuit!!!!

2007-04-21T16:59:00.000-05:00

Jen,

Wishing you a very happy 40th Birthday! To me beautiful isn't just about how you look outwardly but who you are on the inside....you are truly a beautiful person...A GODDESS....

And a very fitting song for you on your birthday!

Love you!

Palola

Venus
performed by Bananarama

Goddess on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name

She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire

Her weapons were her crystal eyes
Making every man a man
Black as the dark night she was
Got what no-one else had
Wa!

She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire

Goddess on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name

She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire

New places...

2007-03-09T21:23:00.000-06:00

There seems to be some confusion...I have a myspace page now...so you can also catch me there...drop by and see me sometime;)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=121513912

Just droppin' in...

2007-02-26T19:37:00.000-06:00

Yeah it has been awhile...but life has a way of throwin' us some unexpected curves...

I am still around though...quietly reading your blogs and smiling...love you all.

Just droppin' in to say....

2006-12-20T00:13:00.000-06:00

Merry Christmas and Happy New Years!!!!!

Look into my eyes.........

2006-11-18T17:26:00.000-06:00

YOU ARE GETTING VERY SLEEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....

LA...LA...LA

2006-11-16T19:01:00.000-06:00

BITE ME!!!! (smirking)

Somedays...

2006-11-15T22:32:00.000-06:00

Ya' just feel like bein' a shit disturber....well to be honest the only time I don't feel like that is on the days that don't end in "Y"...just sayin'

Somedays...

2006-11-13T22:51:00.000-06:00

Seems like Monday has brought a black cloud to hang over several of our heads...so with that being said...here is a song to remember today...

Story Of My Life
performed by Smash Mouth

I get to the party, but I'm too late
and I got stood up, on my very first date
I listen to country, and everybody goes rock
I get to the dance floor, that's when the music stops
it doesn't matter what I do, I just can't seem to win
but here I go again, and I say...

[chorus]
hey, that's the story of my life, I had a good plan but it didn't go right
oh no, I'm overdrawn, I check my account and the money's all gone
why me, I don't know what to think, I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks
seems to be the story of my life

I pick a slot machine, and lose it all again
but when I walk away, someone else always wins
she finally calls me, I forget my phone
and when I'm starving, you know the kitchen's closed
it doesn't matter what I try, it all ends up the same
and here I go again, and I say...

[chorus]
hey, that's the story of my life, I had a good plan but it didn't go right
oh no, I'm overdrawn, I check my account and the money's all gone
why me, I don't know what to think, I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks
seems to be the story of my life

just when it seems like it's turned around for me
there's always something that ends up happening
I found my car, but I can't find my keys

I get to the party a little too late
and once again, the music starts to play

[chorus]
hey, that's the story of my life, I had a good plan but it didn't go right
oh no, I'm overdrawn, I check my account and the money's all gone
why me, I don't know what to think, I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks
seems to be the story of my life

the story of my life
the story of my life
that's the story of my life
that's the story of my life

Freedom Isn't Free...

2006-11-11T09:18:00.001-06:00

Thanks to those that serve us everyday unwaivering...to those that served in the past, and to those that didn't come home. We owe our freedom to you. God Bless You and your families for your daily sacrifices....

WHEN I AM GONE
performed by 3 Doors Down

There's another world inside of me that you may never see.
There's secrets in this life that I can't hide.
Somewhere in this darkness there's a life that I can't find.
Maybe it's too far away or maybe I'm just blind, maybe I'm just blind.

So hold me when I'm here right me when I'm wrong.
Hold me when I'm scared and love me when I'm gone.
Everything I am and everything in me
Wants to be the one you wanted me to be.
I'll never let you down even if I could.
I'd give up everything if only for your good.

So hold me when I'm here right me when I'm wrong.
You can hold me when I'm scared but you won't always be there,
So love me when I'm gone, love me when I'm gone
When your education x-ray cannot see under my skin.
I won't tell you a damn thing that I could not tell my friends.

Now roaming through this darkness I'm alive but I'm alone.
Part of me is fighting this but part of me is gone.
So hold me when I'm here right me when I'm wrong.
Hold me when I'm scared and love me when I'm gone.

Everything I am and everything in me.
Wants to be the one you wanted me to be,
Ill never let you down even if I could.
I'd give up everything if only for your good.

So hold me when I'm here right me when I'm wrong
You can hold me when I'm scared, you won't always be there,
So love me when I'm gone.
(Maybe I'm just blind)

So hold me when I'm here right me when I'm wrong.
Hold me when I'm scared and love me when I'm gone.
Everything I am and everything in me,
Wants to be the one you wanted me to be.

I'll never let you down even if I could.
I'd give up everything if only for your good.
So hold me when I'm here right me when I'm wrong.
You can hold me when I'm scared, you won't always be there.
So love me when I'm gone, love me when I'm gone.

Dreamin' of you...

2006-11-06T17:34:00.000-06:00

“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.”
~Calvin and Hobbes

Hey Don't Worry...BE HAPPY

2006-11-06T16:34:00.000-06:00

You know this is my new philosophy...

Don't Worry About A Thing
performed by SheDaisy

Ever been misunderstood, misused, or misled
Ever knocked on the sky
and had it fall on your head
well, don't worry 'bout it, don't worry
Ever lost your luggage, your marbles,
your house
Or found yourself in bed with Uncle Sam or Mickey Mouse
Ever been accused of murder on Music Row
Or caught in morning traffic when you
really gotta go - Oh no!

[Chorus]
Life is funny, life's a mess
Sometimes a curse, sometimes a blessing
Don't worry 'bout a thing, don't worry 'bout it
Life gets sticky, life can bruise
Sometimes you win sometimes your losing
No matter what it brings
Don't worry 'bout a thing

Ever sat yourself down when the
seat is all wet
Or see your "ex" sucking face with
a little brunette
Don't worry 'bout it, no don't worry
Ever lost your religion, ever lost your
best friend
Or found your last record in the bargain bin
Or been stuck in a divorce like crazy glue
Or scraped someone else's gum off the
bottom of your shoe - Boo hoo!

[Repeat Chorus]

(Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah - Blah, Blah,
Blah, Blah, Blah, - Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah,
Blah)

Don't worry, don't worry

[Bridge:]
We all got a little junk in the trunk
And when you're feelin' good as sunk
Remember, everything will be just fine
If I laugh at yours then you'll laugh at mine

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

(Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah - Blah, Blah,
Blah, Blah, Blah, - Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah,
Blah)

Don't worry, don't worry

Life gets sticky, life can bruise
Sometimes you win sometimes your losing
No matter what it brings
Don't worry 'bout a thing

(thank you very much)

Time goes by...

2006-11-05T05:59:00.000-06:00

As I am settling into the apartment, I wonder how in the hell I got to this point? Somehow, at 39, I never would have seen this coming. Yeah I miss the life I had with Neal but I knew we were both going in different directions in what we needed out of our marriage. It wasn't fair to either one of us to hold on. We are still friends and I guess that is how it is meant to be.

Hell, I feel like one of those damn corny soap operas where you see all the memories of the past flashing before you...(rolling my eyes)...this is what ya'll get for me being up at 5:30 am and posting.

My advice is watch out for the lurking shit sandwich...HAHAHA....

Peace,

Pam

Take Me As I Am...

2006-10-22T20:41:00.000-05:00

TAKE ME AS I AM
performed by Mary J. Blige

Take Me As I Am Lyrics

[Verse 1:]
She's been down and out
She's been wrote about
She's been talked about, constantly
She's been up and down
She's been pushed around
But they held her down, NYC
She has no regrets
She accepts the past
All these things they
helped make to make she
She's been lost and found
And she's still around
There's a reason for everything

You know I've been holdin on.
Try to make me weak,
But I still stay strong.
Put my life all up in these songs
Jus so you can feel me.

[Chorus:]
So take me as I am,
or have nothing at all.
Just take me as I am,
or have nothing at all.

[Verse 2:]
Now she's older now
Yes, she's wiser now
Can't disguise her now
She don't need
No one tellin her
What to do and say
No one tellin her
Who to be
She's on solid ground
She's been lost and found
Now, she answers to G-O-D
And she's confident
This is not the end
Ask me how I know
Cause she is me.

You know I've been holdin on.
Try to make me weak,
But I still stay strong.
Put my life all up in these songs
Jus so you can feel me.

[Chorus:]
So take me as I am,
or have nothing at all.
Just take me as I am,
or have nothing at all.

[Bridge: 2x]
So it's all or nothing at all,
All or nothing at all
Don't you know I can only be me.
(I can only be me, yeah)

[Chorus:]
So take me as I am,
or have nothing at all.
Just take me as I am,
or have nothing at all.

Take me as I am.
Take me as I am.
Said it's all or nothing at all
Said it's all or nothing at all

Just take me as I am,
or have nothing at all. (This is me)
Just take me as I am, (take me as i am)
or have nothing at all.
Just take me as I am, (take me as i am)
or have nothing, nothing at all.
Take me as I am

Quote of the day...

2006-10-17T23:29:00.000-05:00

"Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help!"

~Calvin and Hobbes

An original poem by me...

2006-10-17T23:16:00.000-05:00

"Roses are red, violets are blue....you're a dick!"

Thank you, thank you very much:)

Something that works....

2006-10-15T22:48:00.000-05:00

"Try a little tenderness..."

I want...

2006-10-09T19:15:00.000-05:00

I want to dance with you in the rain...

I want to memorize your smile...

I want your laughter to always ring in my ears...

I want to lose myself in your eyes...

I want to be the one you turn to...

I want hold you til we are one...

I want your warmth to embrace me...

I want share secret smiles with you...

I want to see you by candlelight...

I want to hear you whisper in my ear...

I want to know the secrets of your soul...

I just want you to come soon...

Life or something like it...

2006-10-08T09:52:00.000-05:00

We are always in a hurry to get to a destination where again we must wait...

We are always too busy to listen to those that need to be heard...

We are always in rush to get through another day...

We breeze through the seasons without seeing them change...

We take for granted the ones we love because they are always there...

I love you becomes lip service...something that is said but not felt...

Passion is empty...contrived...put on...

Friendships are left to collect dust in the pursuit of something called life...

Are you really living life? Or just something like it?

As for me...I plan on living it...embracing it...holding it close and savoring every second...

In search of the perfect tan...

2006-07-28T23:37:00.000-05:00

Ok first let me give you this little disclaimer:

I am a redhead and have a peaches and cream complexion (aka whitest woman on the beach) that seems to allow me to blend into the sand on the beach when I dare to go...

I have to decided to be proactive this time...and TAN!...Well first I went to a tanning bed...the woman took one look at me...stared at me like I had 8 heads and then put on some sunglasses and said you can only stay 5 minutes each visit for the first week...I am like 5 minutes!!!! Well she relented however never removing those sunglasses and said 10 minutes but it is your red ass not mine...

So I am like YEAH...I am doin' the strut thinkin' ohhh I will be tan in say about 30 days!!! woodayumhoo! So I go in for my piddly 10 minutes...what shades girl forgot to mention is the NEW bulbs...well 10 minutes to a near albino is like setting your toaster to 8 outta 10 settings...OMG!!!! I was so friggin' red...even my nipples ached and my NETHER REGIONS (YIKES)...As you can surmise, I didn't return back to the hell coffin with flourescent lights...

After the hell coffin with flourescent lights, I decided to try something NEW and INNOVATITIVE...the delightfully cool and refreshing mystic tan. Yes you too can step into the shower of color...which shockingly resembles a gas chamber...after you strip to your bday suit...and put on the attractive, complimentary shower cap, you must read ALL the instructions prior to gassing yourself...oops I mean tanning yourself...

Once the instruction MANUAL has been read, you must rub cream on your dry spots...I am thinking that could apply to lots of things...and have they been peeking? You step into the chamber of oxygenless bliss...and close your eyes, face shower shockers of hell, hold your breath...but while all of this is going on they fail to mention the stuffage coming outta those shower heads is at Artic temps...so you open your mouth to scream your protest...and YEP!!! you guessed it...the magic tanning mist gets in your mouth, which then causes your eyes to fly open...as you gasp and hack for air...this all seems to be taking place slowly when in fact your life is passing before you in a matter of ten seconds as you spin around like you are on a friggin' rotisserie of death...

After all that, I remained pale and pasty...with tan eyes...and tongue...NEXT!

Next I decided to try some of those much advertised self tanners...like most Americans I am all about simplicity...so I buy the spray kind....WARNING!!!!! NEVER do that...after you spray it on...a day or two later you begin to lose tan flakes...NOT a pretty site, unless the Michael Jackson look is ever IN...(I am still contemplating writing THAT company a strongly worded email...rolling my eyes)

Next I went for you run-of-the-mill lotion...BUT you should ALWAYS read what level of color you will get with the application...SHIT! Does burnt leather give you a good enough visual...SHITshitshitshitpussyfeathers!

Alas...I come to the conclusion of the freakishly enthralling yet mysterious quest for the perfect tan...Jergens Natural Glow lotion....I am now the proud owner of my very own glowing skin that makes me appear kissed by the sun itself...and I don't flake, bake or ache...

So I am no longer the sand chameleon...(giggling)

BTW...most of this tale is true...

Happy tanning! .....................................NOT!

Lola

I'm Baccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-08T07:44:00.000-05:00

So....

GET DOWN TONIGHT
sung by KC and the Sunshine Band

baby, babe let's get together
honey, honey me and you,
and do the things, oh, do the things
that we like to do.
oh, do a little dance, make a little love,
get down tonight, get down tonight,
do a little dance, make a little love,
get down tonight, get down tonight
baby, babe it's meet you same place,
same time,where we can, oh, get together and
ease up our mind
oh, do a little dane, make a little love
get down tonight, get down tonight
do a little dance, make a little love,get down tonight, get down tonight, baby
do a little dance, make a little love
get down tonight, get down tonight
do a little dance, make a little love
get down tonight, get down tonight
get down, get down, get down, get down
get down tonight baby
we wo wo wo wo wo wo wo
get down, get down, get down, get down,
get down tonight
na na na na na na na na na na na

Think of me...

2006-05-19T08:58:00.000-05:00

~when the warmth of sun caresses your face.

~when a gentle breeze whispers softly in your ear.

~when a shimmering raindrop falls from the sky.

~when the leaves rustle around you as you walk.

~when the stars shine above you in a midnight sky.

~when the fragrance of jasmine fills the air.

~when a rainbow brings promise from stormy skies.

~when you see a bird soaring freely in the air.

~when you hear laughter spiraling through a room.

~as you smell just a hint of my favorite perfume.

Though I am not with you, I am truly everywhere...surrounding you with all my favorite things...think of me and I am there.

UNBLOGGED!

2006-05-03T18:03:00.000-05:00

Ok, it has been a while since I have blogged...I have just had every BIT of creative juice sucked outta me (get your minds outta the gutter ya' freaks) with class and work...

So here I am on Hump Day thinking WTF? Yep that is what I am thinkin'...don't you feel EVER so much better knowing that...???

Where is everybody? You all never write, or call or send flowers...(Sigh)...hang on, I need to go to my dark place...

(SMIRK)

Ok, cyber hugs and kisses to you all...

Peace,

Lola

Friends...

2006-04-12T12:08:00.000-05:00

You all know my life is always chaotic but I have to say that through all the chaos there has always been one consistent thing...my friends...

We had a "mini reunion" yesterday...it was great...here's to friendships that last...

THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR
by Stevie Wonder

Verse 1
And I
Never thought I'd feel this way
And as far as I'm concerned I'm glad I got the chance to say
That I do believe I love you

And if I should ever go away
Well then close your eyes and try to feel the way we do today
And than if you can't remember.....

Chorus
Keep smilin'
Keep shinin'

Knowin' you can always count on me
for sure
that's what friends are for

In good times
And bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

Verse 2
Well you came and open me
And now there's so much more I see
And so by the way I thank you....

Ohhh and then
For the times when we're apart
Well just close your eyes and know
These words are comming from my heart
And then if you can't remember....Ohhhhh

Keep smilin'
Keep shinin'
Knowin' you can always count on me
for sure
that's what friends are for
In good times
And bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

Keep smilin'
Keep shinin'
Knowin' you can always count on me
for sure
that's what friends are for
In good times
And bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

Keep smilin'
Keep shinin'
Knowin' you can always count on me
for sure
that's what friends are for
In good times
And bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

(Stevie talking)
Mmmhmm thats what friends are for mmmhmm yea

Dedicated to my crazy friends that help me keep it together!

The Countdown is on....11 more days!!!

2006-03-31T00:30:00.001-06:00

Well all, D-Day (Devil Day) will be here in 11 days, April 10th to be exact. Am I looking forward to it? No, I am not...but you know, I am dealing. My brother helped me through alot of this when I got divorced and the best advice he ever gave me was to "Never let them see you scared or cry!" AND the best revenge of all is to live well and be happy! I got all that covered I am glad to say...

Messina Jo Dee

Bring On The Rain

by N/A
Another day has almost come and gone
Can't imagine what else could go wrong
Sometimes I'd like to hide away
somewhere and lock the door
A single battle lost but not the war ('cause)

Tomorrow's another day
And I'm thirsty anway
So bring on the rain

Its almost like the hard times circle 'round
A couple drops and they all start coming down
Yeah, I might feel defeated,
And I might hang my head
I might be barely breathing -
but I'm not dead (no, cause')

Tomorrow's another day
And I'm thirsty anyway
So bring on the rain

No I'm not gonna let it get me down,
I'm not gonna cry
And I'm not gonna lose any sleep tonight ('cause)

Tomorrow's another day
And I am not affraid
So bring on the rain

Tomorrows another day
And I'm thirsty anyway
So bring on the rain

(Bring on, Bring on the rain)

No I'm not gonna let it get me down
No I'm not gonna cry
So bring on the rain....

So bring on D-Day, the gloves are off, I am ready...and just when you think you got me figured out, I'm gonna change...Bring on that rain dammit!

Here with me.....

2006-03-24T08:29:00.000-06:00

"Here With Me"

Dido

I didn't hear you leave
I wonder how am I still here
And I don't want to move a thing
It might change my memory

[Chorus:]
Oh I am what I am
I'll do what I want
But I can't hide
I won't go
I won't sleep
I can't breathe
Until you're resting here with me
I won't leave
I can't hide
I cannot be
Until you're resting here with me

I don't want to call my friends
They might wake me from this dream
And I can't leave this bed
Risk forgetting all that's been

[Chorus]

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What Lola hates...

2006-03-23T18:15:00.000-06:00

Ok...I stole this from Kelly's blog...(aka the keeper of sanity)...so here are the things according to google I hate:

1. Lola hates partying. Where DO they get this stuff...OMG someone needs to lay off the hooch or share!

2. Lola hates being surrounded by many people. Well this is a bit on the true side, I like smaller more "intimate" gatherings.

3. Lola hates the P word. Hmmm maybe I do, and maybe I don't...(wink)

4. Lola hates it when I just talk in general...Yeah I cause all I hear is blah blah blah...get to the "meat" of the story! (evil smirk)

5. Lola hates me because I am more mexican than her. As much Mexican food as I consume, I should get the dang key to Mexico and have my name changed to Consuela Lopez Martinez Sanchez Bananahammock...I'm just sayin'

6. Lola hates Seinfeld. Well that is a bit harsh...I just am annoyed that it is a show about nothing...almost mirrors my life dammit AND he is getting paid for it!

7. Lola hates the negative energies one may bring to work. Yeah damn skippy keep your unhappy ass to yourself or I got a voodoo doll with your name on it!

8. Lola hates a coward. Who doesn't? There is only room for one scaredy cat so get the hell outta my hiding place...k?

9. Lola hates her jumping on him...Yeah why does "her" get all the action?

10. Lola hates doing the Kung Fu...she prefers the Pammy Fu any day!

This was kinda fun...so just DO IT already!

Weeks that make you go WTF?

2006-03-22T19:47:00.000-06:00

Well it has been a hell of a long week...already! I worked til 9:00 pm last nite...you know when you get there at 8:00 am in the morning, all the fun that can be had happens by noon in my book because after that I am up to my ass in alligators that are starvin' to damn death, drooling over my nice plump dumpling azz...so I have no time to deal with any f#cktards servin' me up a shit sandwich for lunch.

I think I had the fortune of talking to every wanna be stand up comedian (aka smart ass) yesterday and I am just sayin' to them "don't quit your day jobs" and you are lucky you made your unsolicited innuendos via the phone or ya might have gotten bitch slapped (ok maybe not but I might have pulled out my voodoo kit, skipped the pins and gone straight for the scissors).

My car was one of the last ones in the parking lot (where at least 1,500 people work). So I came to the realization that I work with a bunch of SLACKERS (giggling) and they surely could learn a thing or two from my "shining" example. (Bite me! This is my blog and I can say whatever I wanna)

Anyway, here's to Friday and it can't get here too soon for me!I will surely be on my way to Margaritaville...singin' "Why don't we get drunk and screw?!"

Pam

ME ME ME ME oh and ME!!!

2006-03-22T18:18:00.000-06:00

Ok I swiped this from Suthnuh too...Google your name + "wants" (e.g. "Bob wants") and post the first ten (or at least the first ten really interesting ones). It's like the "X needs..." It goes somethin' like this:

Pam wants to be chased. Ummm well it depends on by who?

Pam wants her pooch to be immortal. Hmmm now that IS a bit odd...so we will move right along...

Pam wants you to make March meatless. heehee..well if I ain't gettin' any, why should anyone else? Oh WAIT! we were talkin' about vegetarian's MY BAD!

Pam wants to do 30 things. Hmmm and they are all listed in the pages of the karma sutra...(ahemmmm adjusting my halo...hang on a sec!)

Pam wants perks. Well Hell YEAH I do...lots and lots of them see the above "want"

Pam wants to know if the grasshopper comes with the cup. Ewwwww.

Pam wants a username. Make it somethin' naughty...giggling.

Pam wants people to know it is ok to be angry...as long as it isn't at her.

Pam wants someone to treat her like a princess, loving, warm and romantic. I really liked this one...

Pam wants bust removed! Uhhhh NO I DON'T...I will keep what lil I have thank you!

Pam wants a call first...is that like a booty call?

Pam wants you to think she is this talented. Nahhh Pam wants you to KNOW she is talented...reference the karma sutra comment (evil gleam in my eyes)

Pam wants the ladies to follow their "inner slut" I think all the MILFs have been there and done that...ohhh AND got the T-shirt LMFAO

Pam wants to be your friend. Yes I sure do...cause I love ya'll...

Happy Hump Day!

One word...

2006-03-20T07:09:00.000-06:00

Ok, if you could use only one word to describe yourself, what would it be? This is harder than you think...mine would be "quirky" I think.

Looking back on a Saturday...

2006-03-18T10:45:00.000-06:00

"I'm Moving On"

I've dealt with my ghosts and I've faced all my demons
Finally content with a past I regret
I've found you find strength in your moments of weakness
For once I'm at peace with myself
I've been burdened with blame, trapped in the past for too long
I'm movin' on

I've lived in this place and I know all the faces
Each one is different but they're always the same
They mean me no harm but it's time that I face it
They'll never allow me to change
But I never dreamed home would end up where I don't belong
I'm movin' on

I'm movin' on
At last I can see life has been patiently waiting for me
And I know there's no guarantees, but I'm not alone
There comes a time in everyone's life
When all you can see are the years passing by
And I have made up my mind that those days are gone

I sold what I could and packed what I couldn't
Stopped to fill up on my way out of town
I've loved like I should but lived like I shouldn't
I had to lose everything to find out
Maybe forgiveness will find me somewhere down this road
I'm movin' on

I'm movin' on
I'm movin' on

[Thanks to CTCowgurl@aol.com for these lyrics]
[Thanks to cahpresrange@aol.com for correcting these lyrics]

Life has a way of throwing us curves...but it is how we handle the curves that defines who we are...and where we are heading...

Have a good weekend...

Happy St. Patrick's Day from...

2006-03-17T16:46:00.000-06:00

The world's tallest Leprechaun!!!!!!

Do you know me?

2006-03-15T21:33:00.000-06:00

You Are a Fierce Femme

You have a wild side, and you aren't afraid to bring it out when the time is right.
But you also know when to hang back and keep your "crazy chick" persona in check.
In fact, some of your friends may be surprised to find out how far you can take it...
You may look mild mannered, but it's all an act!

How Daring Are You?

Bored on a Sunday...

2006-03-12T16:36:00.000-06:00

Ok, I got this of Siren's blog and decided to answer it for shits and giggles...it will probably be more than you would ever want to know...but too bad...it's my blog and I can reveal if I want to.

1) On a scale of 1-10, how modest are you?
I guess I am fairly modest depending on who I am with...however, with that being said, if I am comfortable with you...LOOKOUT! Consider yourself warned!;)

2) Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was tied up?
No can't say that I have. I am not about being unable to move...I like to let my fingers do the walkin' so this probably wouldn't work with me unless maybe silk scarves were used;)

3) What is your greatest strength? Weakness?
I have been told my greatest strength is my sense of humor. Biggest weakness it is hard for me to let other people help.

4) Have you ever gone to a motel for the sole purpose of having sex?
HELL YEAH!

5) Have you ever had sex in the snow? Rain?
No. But I do have a fantasy about being in the rain...(smirk)

Bonus (as in "optional"): Have you ever stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male?
No. When I was younger (yes much younger) my dad always reassured me if they itched that meant the were growing...I am now officially throwing down the bullshit flag on that one! It just means your boobs were sweaty in your bra (uuuughhh)...'sides I didn't want to be a human kleenex box.

Who would have thunk it?

2006-03-11T16:22:00.000-06:00

Your Love Life Secrets Are

Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.
You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't?
You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky.
In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm.
A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well.

Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

Words...

2006-03-10T15:46:00.000-06:00

Ok today I decided we should post about words that sound naughty/dirty but aren't...My naughty word is kumquat...What's yours?

Ohhhh Whatever!!!!

2006-03-08T21:03:00.000-06:00

Dayuuuummmm!!! It is almost like they know me or someDAMNthing...this kinda freaked me out!!! But hell it is kinda funny...it doesn't take much to amuse me at this point!

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy

In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Lessons I have learned...

2006-03-04T22:40:00.000-06:00

As I sit here quietly reflecting the last post I made here, I think about roads I have taken, missed opportunities, tears shed, unspoken words or words spoken in haste, but mostly I still think I am blessed. Although all the lessons I have learned have not come without sacrifice and hardship, I survived it, can laugh about it and know that I am that much stronger...I found this song and really liked it so I thought I would share it with you...

Lessons Learned
(Words & Music by Diane Warren)

There's some things that I regret
Some words I wish had gone unsaid
Some starts that had some better endings
Been some bad times I've been through
Damage I could not undo
Some things I wish I could do all all over again
But it don't really matter
When life gets that much harder
It makes you that much stronger, oh
Some pages turned, some bridges burned
But there were lessons learned

From every tear that had to fall from my eyes
From every day I wondered how I'd get through the night
From every change life has thrown me
I'm thankful for every break in my heart
I'm grateful for every scar
Some pages turned, some bridges burned
But there were lessons learned

There's mistakes that I have made
Some chances I just threw away
Some roads I never should've taken
Been some signs I didn't see
Hearts that I hurt needlessly
Some wounds that I wish I could have one more chance to mend
But it don't make no difference
The past can't be re-written
You get the life you're given, oh
Some pages turned, some bridges burned
But there were lessons learned

From every tear that had to fall from my eyes
From every day I wondered how I'd get through the night
From every change life has thrown me
I'm thankful for every breath in my heart
I'm grateful for every scar
Some pages turned, some bridges burned
But there were lessons learned

And all the things that break you
Are all the things that make you strong
You can't change the past coz it's gone
And you gotta just move on
It's all lessons learned

Bridge with new changes:
and all the things that break you
Are all the things that make you strong
You can't change the past cuz it's gone
You just gotta move on
Because it's all lessons learned

Meeting up with my past....

2006-03-04T09:53:00.000-06:00

Well this week has been hard on me guys. My ex who I will refer to as Satan from now on has taken it upon himself to become what I will term as a jailhouse lawyer. He has spent all his pathetic time in the law library laboring over how he can stick it to the man (and I guess in this case I am the man so to speak).

He thinks he has a copyright on his name and has decided that from all our legal proceedings to count up how many times I have used his name, which by the way, is a $500,000 fine per infraction. (oh stop laughing I am serious). So I now owe him, $1,147,500,000.00. I have received two legal packages from him within 2 weeks, the first one graciously gave me 72 hours to respond and since I didn't (imagine that) he sent a second one granting me 11 days.

Satan has said I am breach of our divorce contract, and should hand over my daughter to him basically. He has named Neal in one of the documents and brought my mother into it as well siting that I am not her real daughter but her adopted daughter. This first package was approximately 128 pages and the second was about 50. I realize what these documents are for but I can tell you all honestly I am not relishing his release in 6 weeks.

I have eaten a lot of shit sandwiches thanks to him. I truly believe that only through the grace of GOD and my friends I was able to swallow and not choke (laughing).

I worry for my daughter's sake, she has had such a peaceful existance these last 3 years...I worry that my mom is getting more paranoid as each day passes but I can gladly report I remain unafraid.

I am surrounded by strong, supportive friendships and a crazy family that when the going gets tough they do stick together.

I am asking that ya'll say a lil prayer here and there for us as the times are going to get trying. I am also starting back to school Tuesday...keep us in your prayers, know that if I am not around that I am thinking of you all and all the good times we have had...and they help me keep a smile on my face...

I love all of you and we need to get together soon...I could sure use some Jello Shots!!!!

Love and peace

Pam

My Hidden Talent...

2006-03-02T23:26:00.000-06:00

You know I kind of cringed when the answer popped up...I have decided this was a very nice way of calling me a shit disturber...

Your Hidden Talent

You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

Today was just like Monday ALL over!!!

2006-02-28T21:25:00.000-06:00

I had a whydidIevengetouttathebeddays! So I am goin' to my ole pal Calvin for inspiration...I just love him...

Tuesdays don't start much worse than this.

and

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

Calvin and Hobbes Quote of the Day...

2006-02-27T18:33:00.000-06:00

I just love this one:

I hate being good (or trying to fake it).

Inner Souls...

2006-02-27T18:10:00.000-06:00

Lately I have had a pretty full plate and have been doing some self reflecting...I think several of you have been there or are there...Lately, I have felt a lil lost in the chaos so I am taking a deep breath, confronting my inner monkeys, spanking them and moving on...so here is a peek at what the inner me is all about...is is right? You be the judge...peace and love..

You Are a Newborn Soul

You are tolerant, accepting, and willing to give anyone a chance.
On the flip side, you're easy to read and easily influenced by others.
You have a fresh perspective on life, and you can be very creative.
Noconformist and nontraditional, you've never met anyone who's like you.

Inventive and artistic, you like to be a trendsetter.
You have an upbeat spirit and you like almost everything.
You make friends easily and often have long standing friendships.
Implusive and trusting, you fall in love a little too easily.

Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

I am back!!!

2006-02-24T11:02:00.000-06:00

Life has been keeping me away from blogging. Something that I really enjoy doing...hugs to all

Valentine's Day Count Down!!!!!!!!! What Kind of Seducer are YOU?

2006-02-12T10:18:00.000-06:00

Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker

Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm"
You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone...
Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-)

You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear.
Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing.
The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.

Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life.
You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face.
Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life*

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Inner Child Quiz...oh lord

2006-02-04T10:37:00.000-06:00

Your Inner Child Is Naughty

Like a child, you tend to discount social rules.
It's just too much fun to break the rules!
You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you.
And no matter what, you refuse to grow up!

How Is Your Inner Child?

What 2005 Song are you?

2006-02-04T10:32:00.000-06:00

This is so on the money...

Your 2005 Song Is

Hung'>http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=CkIfgYlVpZA&offerid=99176.467947971&type=10&subid=">Hung Up by Madonna
"Every little thing that you say or doI'm hung upI'm hung up on you"
You'll be rockin' in the New Year in your croch-o-tard!

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

Quiz I got from my friend Wendy...

2006-01-29T20:13:00.000-06:00

What sex dessert are you? *PICS*

chocolate sauce
you like it on top...u like is sweet, but rough...you kinky SON OF A BITCH BASTARD!

by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Days gone by...

2006-01-29T19:49:00.000-06:00

Just was listening to WZYP this weekend. They play 80's music on Fridays...and I heard the song Darkside from the movie Eddie and The Cruisers (a secret fav of mine)...brought back lots of fun memories of the 80's...

Beaver Brown Band - On The Dark Side Lyrics Written and originally performed by John Cafferty & The Beaver
Brown Band
A #7 Top 40 hit from 1984
Song was used in the movie Eddie and the Cruisers

The dark side's callin' now, nothin' is real
She'll never know just how I feel

From out of the shadows she walks like a dream
Makes me feel crazy, makes me feel so mean

Ain't nothin' gonna save you from a love that's blind
When you slip to the dark side you cross that line

On the dark side, oh yeah
On the dark side, oh yeah
Repeat

and my personal fav from the movie...

Beaver Brown Band - Tender Years Lyrics When the moon hung soft and low,

Catchin' stardust in the light
You held me closer and closer
There was magic in the night

A sweet love song, a melody
that I still can recall
Two young hearts filled with dreams
To walk away with it all

Whoa, whoa tender years
Won't you wash away my tears
How I wish you were here
Please don't go, tender years

A summer love, a beach romance
Sought her kisses in the sand
Two young hearts filled with fire
Lost in never-neverland.

Whoa, whoa tender years
Won't you wash away my tears
How I wish you were here
Please don't go, tender years

Hope this brought back some good memories for ya'll that watched this movie...if you didn't it was a pretty good movie and I recommend it!

Away from my blog for awhile

2006-01-21T08:08:00.000-06:00

Well, it has been a while. About 2 weeks ago, I got a call in the middle of the night from my mom fearing she was having a heart attack. So, I only 10 minutes from her (for this reason), I hopped in my car and was on my way over there when I saw the EMTs also on the way to her house. I knew she must really be freaked to have dialed 911.

An ambulance from Hsv Hospital came and got her and I was to follow behind once I locked up etc. I usually don't call anyone in the family until I am sure what is going on but this did appear to be serious...all the same symptoms as when she had her last heart attack.

I called my sister first since she lives about the same distance from mom as I do. Of course, no answer. I called 4 more times and left a voice message and then I stopped at her place on the way...she finally came to the door and was like ok...and closed the door on me.

I then tried my brother who lives 45 minutes away. I got no answer at all which is odd since their answering machine usually picks up...so I went on to the hospital.

When I got there they wouldn't let me go back right away so I had to sit in the waiting room and wait...Do you know, there are some freaky people in the hospital at 2:00 am.

I finally went up to the desk and they were going to let me go back when my sister showed up! I was shocked...she even stayed with me the whole night! I have never had anyone sit up there with me before. It was nice actually to have the company as mom was hopped up on demerol and either talkin' smack or sleepin.

Mom wound up stayin in the emergency room until 4:00 pm the next day because the hospital didn't have any beds available! (I am thinkin' damn this would be a good place for a hospital or something)...they had 27 people waiting for beds! Well, during this wait, I told my sister we should get some rest (this was around 9:00 am) and come back later as mom was sleeping. So we got breakfast and headed home...I tried to sleep but didn't do a great job of it...for some reason I can never sleep well during the day...not much of a napper. At this point, I tried my brother again and finally got through...they had left their computer up all night with the internet running so their phone just rang and rang...they told me they would be up to see her.

I can see this is beginning to look like an epic poem or something...so to make the short of this....I got a good dose of family! I have an 82 year old aunt who cannot drive that my mom takes shopping....of course, she is sick with a cold and wants someone to go to the store for her. My brother says he will but he isn't sure when, so I ask my sister and hell you would think I asked her to pay off my car or something...she is just too busy...and she claimed my aunt has a support system at the building she lives in...I am like WTF....a bunch of elderly people that can't drive!!!

No ONE came to stay with my mom over the weekend...she got a call from my brother but no one came...hell my sister didn't call til Monday and she had already gotten home.

I had to cancel my trip to Atlanta I had been planning for 2 months...and I guess what gripes me is that was ok with them!

I was told I worry too much...but you know one minute someone you love is here and the next they are gone...

Ok I am done bitching...

Golden Girl Quiz

2006-01-08T09:32:00.000-06:00

Ok,

I took this quiz...and why do I gotta be Rose? Dammitall...

Which Golden Girl Are You?

For Don...the Sneaky Tagger

2005-12-26T11:02:00.000-06:00

First: Tell five things about yourself that others don't know.

1) I have ticklish feet...(wet your pants ticklish)

2) I am addicted to Buffy the Vampire Slayer reruns.

3) I can be rendered speechless (smirk..just have to figure out how)

4) I am double jointed.

5) I am adopted.

Now what you do is take the name off of the top of the list and insert your name at the bottom once you have completed the tag

Mel
the rain queen(poody)
Memphis Steve
Doctor Pineapple
Mistress Lola

The next tag
1) What were you doing 10 years ago?
I was married to satan and wondering wtf I had done to get to that point...I had a beautiful baby girl that I am so thankful for.

2)What were you doing a yr ago?
I was waiting for someone to come home.

3)What are 5 of your favorite snacks?
Milano Cookies
green olives
Pepperjack Doritos with Ranch Dip (Thanks to Kel)
Sonic's Orange cream slush
bananas in strawberry sauce

4)What 5 songs do you know all the words to?
You Never Even Called Me By My Name
Hardluck Woman
Beth
Naughtygirl
Build Me Up Buttercup

5) 5 things you would do if you had money
Share it with my family and friends
Pay off everything
Buy a house in the country
Invest
Giggle all the way to the bank!

6) 5 bad habits
Drinking Diet Pepsi
Giggling at inappropriate times (smirk)
Letting the laundry build up (bleh)
Singing in the car
Cussing

7) 5 things I love to do
Spend time with my children and family
Spend time with my friends
SEX SEX SEX SEX
Dance
Listen to music and sing

8) 5 things I would never get new, buy new,or wear again
A car
a house
a bikini
mini skirt
spiked heels

9) 5 favorite toys
Computer
barrel of monkeys (go figure)
MP3 player
anything with buttons I can push
Neal and the toybox (wink-wink)

Now I get to tag 5 people for the both of them
1) Siren
2) Wendy
3) Zebraman
4) Leesa
5) Neal (Like he will ever do this)

Christmas is almsot here..........

2005-12-22T23:27:00.000-06:00

Wrap Me in Your Love

Turn out the lights
We just need the lights from the tree
The kids are in bed Baby it's just you and me
Side by side, the fire is bright, on this oh so blessed night

The gifts lying there
Cannot compare to the love you give
Sealed with a kiss
For as long as I live
Ribbons and bows, could never show, all that I want you know

I want to take you in my arms tonight
And keep the fire burning bright
'Cause if the best things in life are free
There´s nothing you could buy for me

Your presence is enough
Wrap me in your love
Look into the night
There's a star in the sky that I see
It's come so far
To shine its light for you and me
As if it know, I'm holding you close,
underneath the mistletoe

I want to take you in my arms tonight
And keep the fire burning bright
'Cause if the best things in life are free
There´s nothing you could buy for me
Your presence is enough
Wrap me in your love

Your presence is enough
Wrap me in your love

Wishing you ALL a very Merry Christmas...and praying for health and happiness for all...

Love you all,

Pam

Sexy name decoder...stolen from Sammie's Blog

2005-12-14T14:38:00.000-06:00

Ode to Kelly...

2005-12-08T06:37:00.000-06:00

One of my good friends, Kelly, had a procedure yesterday...so I said a prayer, lit a candle and now I am singin' a song...I love you Kel and will keep you in my prayers....

You've Got a Friend
James Taylor
- words and music by Carole King

When you're down and troubled
and you need a helping hand
and nothing, whoa nothing is going right.
Close your eyes and think of me
and soon I will be there
to brighten up even your darkest nights.

You just call out my name,
and you know whereever I am
I'll come running, oh yeah baby
to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
all you have to do is call
and I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've got a friend.

If the sky above you
should turn dark and full of clouds
and that old north wind should begin to blow
Keep your head together and call my name out loud
and soon I will be knocking upon your door.
You just call out my name and you know where ever I am
I'll come running to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer or fall
all you got to do is call
and I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got a friend?
People can be so cold.
They'll hurt you and desert you.
Well they'll take your soul if you let them.
Oh yeah, but don't you let them.

You just call out my name and you know wherever I am
I'll come running to see you again.
Oh babe, don't you know that,
Winter spring summer or fall,
Hey now, all you've got to do is call.
Lord, I'll be there, yes I will.
You've got a friend.
You've got a friend.
Ain't it good to know you've got a friend.
Ain't it good to know you've got a friend.
You've got a friend.

The Sex appeal test...from Sue's blog

2005-12-08T06:19:00.000-06:00

So there ya have it...

Life is too short...

2005-11-28T18:22:00.000-06:00

You know I was just sitting here thinking about people who have time to belittle other people, but don't have the time to have a conversation with their children or give them a hug...(they suck ass and just need to piss off)

A long time ago (it seems a lifetime ago), I was in an unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells...constantly filtering my thoughts, flying through life like my ass was on fire...dreading each new day and the horror of a marriage I lived in...

So with that being said PEOPLE get over yourselves...!!! Take time to visit with your friends, leave them with a smile...love them...real friends are always there for you...

Laugh everyday...it DOES burn calories...I read that somewhere on the internet so it MUST be true!!!

Eat chocolate screw the consequences!

Enjoy "Shockvalue" when you can...or if you dare!

Play with your kids...they are going to grow up too fast!!!

Breaking a rule I grew up with...talk to strangers....they are interesting...

Be kind to people less fortunate than you...they may be the hand that reaches out to help you someday...

Get some sun when ya can!

Walk in the grass barefoot...or sand...yeah both are great!

Give yourself in a hug!

Smile....the benefits are limitless...especially if you are havin' a bad day people will be wonderin' what the fuck you have to smile about...well worth it!!! (giggling)

Find the good in bad situations...this preserves sanity (like I ever hand any)

Don't ever give yourself the opportunity to look back as ask yourself "What if.."

Just say no to the shit sandwich...you don't always have to take a bite when it comes around...

Be happy and love yourself...everything else will fall into place....

Peace and Love

Pam

Thoughts on a Sunday Night....

2005-11-27T19:42:00.000-06:00

There has been a great deal going on among my group of friends both here in the blog world and in other places...so I send this out to all of you...here's hoping you have better days ahead...

Artist: R. Kelly Lyrics
Song: I Believe I Can Fly Lyrics

I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms

2-If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

1-I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
(Oh) I believe I can fly

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes the silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me
(repeat 2, 1)

Could I believe in it?

Late Ode To Country Music Wednesday!

2005-11-26T00:01:00.000-06:00

This one was by request, in light of other blogs this week...this is dedicated to women who don't know their inner strength and doubt the beauty that they possess both outside and within...

He Thinks He’ll Keep Her
(mary chapin carpenter/don schlitz)

She makes his coffee, she makes his bed

She does the laundry, she keeps him fed
When she was twenty-one she wore her mother’s lace
She said forever with a smile upon her face
She does the car-pool, she ptas
Doctors and dentists, she drives all day
When she was twenty-nine she delivered number three
And every christmas card showed a perfect family
Everything runs right on time, years of practice and design
Spit and polish till it shines. he thinks he’ll keep her
Everything is so benign, safest place you’ll ever find
God forbid you change your mind. he thinks he’ll keep her
She packs his suitcase, she sits and waits
With no expression upon her face
When she was thirty-six she met him at their door
She said I’m sorry, I don’t love you anymore
Everything runs right on time, years of practice and design
Spit and polish till it shines. he thinks he’ll keep her
Everything is so benign, safest place you’ll ever find
God forbid you change your mind. he thinks he’ll keep her
For fifteen years she had a job and not one raise in pay
Now she’s in the typing pool at minimum wage
Everything runs right on time, years of practice and design
Spit and polish till it shines. he thinks he’ll keep her
Everything is so benign, safest place you’ll ever find
At least until you change your mind. he thinks he’ll keep her

Counting my blessings at Thanksgiving (HNT #8)

2005-11-24T21:19:00.000-06:00

I would like to tell you what I am thankful for through my eyes:

I am thankful for my family, the fact that they live close by and even though we put the "fun" in dysfunctional I know they love me 100%.

I am thankful that my daughter at 11 still likes to get in my lap and just be with me...she is amazing!

I am thankful that I have a husband that loves me just the way I am.

I am thankful for my crazy friends...who deepen my laugh lines daily...and who also love me just the way I am...

I am thankful that I laugh everyday even if it is at myself...

I am thankful that I will be able to "see" my family, "hear" their voices and laughter, "walk" up to greet them, "hold" them in a warm and familiar embrace....

I am thankful I have found peace in my life, understanding that I cannot make everyone happy, acceptance of things I cannot change, and faith in tomorrow and all the promise it brings!

Wishing all of you a very blessed Thanksgiving...

Peace and Love

Pam

Thoughtful Tuesday...

2005-11-22T18:27:00.000-06:00

Ok I am on a roll with the country music theme this week so here is my next installment...so when you are feelin' at a loss and like you have no where but down to go...let this pick you up SHeDAISY...

This Woman Needs - SHeDAISY
(Kristyn Osborn/Bonnie Baker/Connie Harrington)
(Track 3 - Time 3:23)

This woman that takes on the world
And picks up your shirts, keeps it together somehow
This same woman, that melts with your touch
Wants you to feel what I'm feeling right now

'Cause this woman needs
A safe place to land
The strength in your hands
To know you know
What this woman needs
Is somewhere to cry
So lay by my side
And I'll tell you, I'll tell you

This woman needs to be reassured
That my heart's your home and love is what wills you to stay
I need you to see me in every light
And hear that you still think I'm beautiful anyway

'Cause this woman needs
A safe place to land
The strength in your hands
To know you know
What this woman needs
Is somewhere to cry
So lay by my side
And I'll tell you, I'll tell you

What this woman needs
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, what this woman needs
Is somewhere to cry
So lay by my side
And I'll tell you, I'll tell you

What this woman needs
Yeah, what this woman needs
Yeah, yeah, yeah
What this woman needs

Thoughtful week expressed by, yes you guessed it, country music!

2005-11-21T21:50:00.000-06:00

I have found through most of the hard times in my life, that country music always has a song to express best what I am feeling...so maybe that is why I feel the need to distance myself from it...this song is one that struck a nerve for me when I was going through my divorce from Satan. I hit some hard times, times I felt very alone and lacked direction...times when I felt that no one truly understood my pain, hurt, disappointment, disillusionment, fear, and loss of direction....so here's a lil Faith to sooth your sadness...

Somebody Stand By Me - Faith Hill
(Sheryl Crow/Todd Wolfe)
(Track 12 - Time 5:51)

It's quiet here tonight
There's a light burning far away
It burns in my heart
In the rain, in the dark
Well, this girl's gonna have her day

I've been this alone for so long
I'm beginning to wonder why
I stand in one place
Different name, different face
But no one's gonna see me
Break down and cry

Won't somebody stand by me
Stand by me just one time
Won't somebody stand by me
Stand by me just one time

Lord, I don't understand
What's slipping through these hands
You'd think by now I'd know when to let go
Here I am
Won't somebody stand, stand by me

I'm not bending tonight
But I'm twisted and turned and broken down
I'm starting to know the sound
Of nothing and no one and yet everything

Well, if God's here tonight
Are You here tonight
Maybe You could grab me up
Lord stand me on my feet
Give me strength and set me free
'Cause I'm not giving in until I've had enough

Won't somebody stand by me
Stand by me just one time
Won't somebody stand by me
Stand by me just one time

Oh, I don't understand
It's slipping through these hands
You'd think by now I'd know
when to let go
So here I am
And I'm throwing down my one last hope
Here I am
Won't somebody stand, stand by me

Stand by me, stand by me just one time
Won't somebody stand by me just one time
I don't understand
What's slipping through these hands
You'd think by now I'd know when to let go
Here I am
And I'm throwing down my one last hope

Won't somebody stand by me just one time
Won't somebody stand by me just one time
I don't understand
What's slipping through these hands
You'd think by now I'd know when to let go
Here I am

Country Music Song of the Week...A tribute

2005-11-16T05:25:00.000-06:00

Ok normally I focus on songs that are the equivalent of nails on the chalkboard to me or ones that amuse me...but today I was thinking of my Dad, he was a WWII vet and I was thinking of those we have lost in Iraq...sometimes we don't take enough time to thank those that serve and gave their time, energy, and dedication so that you and I can have the freedom to type in our blogs...also I want to thank Neal, my husband...for his dedication, and loyalty to his country...it is something that runs deep in his veins and defines who he is and why I love him...

So take a minute to think about those that serve, have served and the ones that have fallen...also think of the sacrifice their families have made and how they must mourn those they have lost during this holiday season...light a candle and say a prayer...Thank you for all you do!

SONG: ONCE IN A WHILE
ARTIST: BILLY DEAN

Once in a while, someone comes along.
That one in a million heart,
So pure and so strong.
They can face up to the tears.
And somehow still find a smile,
That we only get ev'ry once in a while.

Once in a while, someone has the eyes,
That one in a million look,
That never tells lies.
They can get you on your feet,
To walk that extra mile.
We only see ev'ry once in a while.

That's why we call them heroes.
That's why we know their names,
And once you've heard their stories,
You're never quite the same.

That's why we call them heroes.
The best thing they ever do,
Is to point to the best in us all,
And say: "If I can, you can too."

Once in a while, I still hear his voice.
That one in a million sound,
Like two laughin' boys.
He would hate it if we cried,
That never was his style.
Oh, we still miss him ev'ry once in a while.

Instrumental break.

Ohh.
They can face up to the tears.
And somehow still find a smile,
That we only get ev'ry once in a while.

Oh, how I him ev'ry once in a while.

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Thoughtful Tuesday...

2005-11-15T05:45:00.000-06:00

Why do men have nipples? Thoughts?...

Country Music Song of the Week...My Give A Damn Is Busted!!!

2005-11-09T20:33:00.000-06:00

Well I couldn't find the David Alan Coe song I wanted to post...but I did find this one...and YES it DID amuse me...I find this country song quiet useful and thought I would share it with ya'll...I just love the title...so happy Wednesday...

Artist/Band: Messina Jo Dee
Lyrics for Song: My Give a Damn Is Busted
Lyrics for Album: Delicious Surprise

Well, you filled up my head with so many lies.
You twisted my heart till somethin' snapped inside.
I'd like to give it one more try,
But my give-a-damn's busted.

You can crawl back home, say you were wrong;
Stand out in the yard and cry all night long.
Well, go ahead and water the lawn:
My give-a-damn's busted.

I really wanna care.
I wanna feel somethin'.
Let me dig a little deeper:.
No, sorry: nothin'.

You can say you've got issues, you can say you're a victim.
It's all your parents fault, after all you didn't pick 'em.
Maybe somebody else has got time to listen:
My give-a-damn's busted.

Well, your therapist says it was all a mistake:
A product of the Prozac and your co-dependent ways.
So who's your enabler these days?
My give-a-damn's busted.

I really wanna care.
I wanna feel somethin'.
Let me dig a little deeper:.
No, still nothin'.

It's a desperate situation, no tellin' what you'll do.
If I don't forgive you, you say your life is through.
C'mon, gimme somethin' I can use:
My give-a-damn's busted.

Well, I really wanna care.
I wanna feel somethin'.
Let me dig a little deeper:
No, I'm sorry.
Just nothin', you know.
You've really done it this time, ha, ha.
My give-a-damn's busted.

THE COUNTDOWN - As Seen on Kel's Blog

2005-11-04T05:49:00.000-06:00

Countdown ...

10 Favorites
Favorite Season: Autumn/Fall
Favorite Sport: Basketball
Favorite Time: At night after the kids go to bed
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Actor: Adam Sandler
Favorite Actress: Sandra Bullock
Favorite Ice Cream: CHOCOLATE
Favorite Food: Mexican
Favorite Drink: Long Island Tea
Favorite Place: Beach or Mountains

9 Currents
Current Feeling: just woke up so a bit sleepy but ready for a road trip
Current Underwear Color: black
Current Windows Open: Blogger and AOL
Current Drink: coffee
Current Time: 5:52 a m
Current Mobile(s) Used: Mobile phone? Samsung
Current Show on TV: Nothing - tv's off
Current Thought: I really should be getting a shower...
Current Clothes: white t-shirt and plaid Tommy H flannel boxers

8 Firsts
First Nickname: Pookie
First Kiss: 7th grade
First Crush: Ronny can't spell his last name (lived next door)
First Best Friend: Cindy Bradshaw
First Vehicle I drove: OMG! The dreaded Pinto
First Job: Babysitting, and then I worked at a used book store til I graduated HS
First Movie: (that was memorable to me) Grease at the drive in
First Pet: mutt named Angel
First Shave: 7th grade

7 Lasts
Last Drink : water
Last Kiss: Neal
Last Time I Drove: Yesterday at about 10:00 pm
Last Time Shaved: yesterday
Last Web Site Visited: Blogs
Last Movie Watched: Guess Who?
Last Pill I Had: Antibiotic (bleh)

6 Have You Evers
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Yes (Sooo not goin' there)
Have You Ever Been Drunk: Who? ME? I am the shy one remember?
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: Oh Yeah
Have You Ever Been in the Middle/Close to Gunfire or Bomb Blast: No
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: No (not that I remember)
Have You Ever Broken Anyone's Heart: I don't know...I hope not

5 Things
Things You Can Hear Right Now: The fridge, Neal in the shower, and me typing...
Things on Your Bed: sheets, comforter...pillows and NOT ME dammit
Things You Ate Today: Haven't eaten yet
Things You Can’t Live Without: my family (well sometimes I think I can), good friends, laughter, music, and chocolate
Things You Do When You Are Bored: aggrivate Neal, surf the net, listen to music, blog

4 Places You Have Been Today (Yesterday - Rachel's school, work, Rosie's (lunch), and happy hour with co-workers (Carabbas)

3 Things On Your Desk Right Now - Monitor, printer, my jewelry

2 Choices
Black or White: black
Hot or Cold: Hot

1 Thing You Want To Do Before You Die - Why just one thing? Happiness

Country Music Song of the Week...

2005-11-02T06:06:00.000-06:00

You know I just have to ask myself where in the HELL do they get the lyrics for these songs? I don't care what is going on in your life...no matter how awful, there IS a country song to go with that particular moment in time...So pull up a chair, get yourself a beer, a cryin' towel...and let's sing along with Doug!!!

Have a great Wednesday...and stay tuned for next's week's song of the week: You Never Even Called Me By My Name by David Allen Coe

I'd Be Better Off (In A Pine Box):

Doug Stone.

I said the night you left me,
Nothin' worse could happen,
But seeing you with someone else proved I was wrong.
And when your eyes met mine,
I knew that you were gone forever,
Along with all the reasons , I had for hanging on.

I'd be better off in a pine box,
On a slow train back from Georgia,
In the grey walls of a prison doing time.
I think I'd rather die,
And go back to hell and face the devil,
Than to lie here with you and him together on my mind.

I awlays thought someday,
We might get back together.
I just thought you needed time to spread your wings and fly.
But when I saw the lovin' way,
You held onto each other,
It was all that I could do, not to break right down and cry.

I'd be better off in a pine box,
On a slow train back from Georgia,
In the grey walls of a prison doing time.
I think I'd rather die,
And go back to hell and face the devil,
Than to lie here with you and him together on my mind.

I'd be better off in a pine box,
On a slow train back from Georgia,
In the grey walls of a prison doing time.
I think I'd rather die,
And go back to hell and face the devil,
Than to lie here with you and him together on my mind.

Rant of the Day...oh yeah LOLA is chapped!

2005-11-01T20:42:00.000-06:00

So I am at work, k? I am in a pretty decent mood to be at work AND working...(smirking)...and I get a "ding" (aka You've Got Mail kind of thing)...and I have an email from a co-worker. I got her job when she moved to a new position.

So she basically says, here is this email from Mr. Blah blah Whogivesashit...and I no longer have his number. Can you please email him and ask him to remove me from his mailing list as this is no longer one of my required work objectives.

Well you can only imagine the look on Lola's face as she re-reads, yes re-reads, this message....I am sure I had a kodak WTF look on my face I am sure.

Let me break this down as I did to her. Basically, in the time she took to email me, she could have taken care of this handy little task herself. I did however REFRAIN from asking to see the obviously large pair of balls she seems to be concealing...from all of us!!! I didn't know Mr. Blahblah Whogivesashit and the message he was sending DID in fact pertain to her current objectives...

What we are having here is a failure to communicate!!! ughh...She obviously has mistaken me for someone doesn't think outta the box...hell they cannot keep me in it!!!

Ok nuff said...I am done:) Hope everyone is havin' a great day!

My Humor Factor

2005-11-01T05:37:00.000-06:00

the Idiot Savant

(23% dark, 88% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 4% on darkness

You scored higher than 99% on spontaneity

You scored higher than 72% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

FREAKS COME OUT TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!! Happy Halloween!!!

2005-10-31T06:31:00.000-06:00

ThrillerFrom the album: Thriller

Performed by:Michael Jackson

Written by:Rod Temperton

It's close to midnight
And something evil's lurkin' in the dark
Under the moonlight
You see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream
But terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze
As horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller
Thriller night
And no one's gonna save you
From the beast about to strike
You know it's thriller
Thriller night
You're fighting for your life
Inside a killer
Thriller tonight, yeah

You hear the door slam
And realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand
And wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes
And hope that this is just imagination
Girl, but all the while
You hear a creature creepin' up behind
You're outta time

'Cause this is thriller
Thriller night
There ain't no second chance
Against the thing with the forty eyes, girl
(Thriller)
(Thriller night)
You're fighting for your life
Inside a killer
Thriller tonight

Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your life

They're out to get you
There's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you
Unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time
For you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night
I'll save you from the terror on the screen
I'll make you see

That this is thriller
Thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more
Than any ghost would ever dare try
(Thriller)
(Thriller night)
So let me hold you tightAnd share a
(killer, diller, chiller)
(Thriller here tonight)

[Rap]

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'awl's neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell

I'm gonna thrill you tonight
(Thriller, thriller)
I'm gonna thrill you tonight
(Thriller night, thriller))
I'm gonna thrill you tonight
Ooh, babe, I'm gonna thrill you tonight
Thriller night, babe

[Rap]

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

Country Song of the Week

2005-10-26T20:34:00.000-05:00

Well, I am running low on wit today...so I decided to pick a Country Song of the Week. For those of you that don't know me well, country music makes me want to spontaneously combust!!! Yes it makes my insides begin to twitch and NOT in a good way...I break out in a sweat and start looking for the nearest exit...so this is my ODE TO COUNTRY MUSIC...

[ Deana Carter Lyrics ]
Did I Shave My Legs For This?

Flowers and wine
Is what I thought I would find
When I came home from workin' tonight
Well now here I stand
Over this frying pan
And you want a cold one again

Chorus:

I bought these new heels
Did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress
Was a sure bet
For romance tonight
Well it's perfectly clear
Between the t.v. and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door
I turn around to be sure
"Did I shave my legs for this?

"Now when we first met
You promised we'd get
A house on the hill with a pool
But this trailer stays wet
And we're swimming in debt
Now you want me to go back to school

Chorus

I bought these new heels
Did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress
Was a sure bet
For romance tonight
Well it's perfectly clearBetween the t.v. and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the doorI turn around to be sure
"Did I shave my legs for this?"

COMING NEXT WEEK: I'd Be Better Off in a Pine Box

In keeping with a google theme...here is my small attempt at humor.

2005-10-25T18:47:00.000-05:00

I put my first name and "pretends" in a google search and here are the top 10:

PAM PRETENDS to go insane. I really wasn't pretending on that one...(wink)

PAM PRETENDS she picked the two of them off the street last night. She spits, "I
like a good ménage every now and then." ... Daaaayuuuummm now they are tapping into my dreams (giggling)

PAM PRETENDS to eat it. Hmmm can you fake that? Honestly....

PAM PRETENDS to be pleased. I think they call that fakin' it...(smirk)

PAM PRETENDS she has done nothing wrong. Who Me? I didn't do it...that's my story and I am sticking to it.

PAM PRETENDS she is moving elsewhere in Canada. See I am well traveled and I didn't even know it...

PAM PRETENDS he is a girl or eunuch...Wow what a visual that is going to have on ya'll

PAM PRETENDS to show her. Pssstttt!!!! I wasn't pretending I did show her (evil grin).

PAM PRETENDS to take the pill...Yes that is me...the pretending pill popping Ho!

PAM PRETENDS she has a hot date....Yeah (sigh) it is only make believe...(giggling)

So many tests so little time!!!

2005-10-24T20:13:00.000-05:00

Ok ya'll this site amuses me...you can get a pirate name, name your penis (well iffin' ya have one), fantasy names, personality tests (again that only applies iffin' ya have one)...so enjoy:

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/

Fun from the Biscuit's Page to mine!!!! Google me baby!

2005-10-24T17:44:00.000-05:00

Ok so I was over at JY Biscuit's Page where she has googled her first initial...and got some interesting results...then I noticed that Ms. Kelly (The keeper of Sanity) had done this as well...so far be it from me to STOP THE INSANITY...so here is what
PAM NEEDS:

Pam NEEDS a sperm donor...Hmmm that just really opens Pandora's Box.

Pam NEEDS computers to help her grow and develop properly. That has some kinky undertones to it...or is it just me?

Pam NEEDS to take medications regularly. I think there are some people that might agree with that...but NOT me (smirking)

Pam NEEDS silicon. Damn stop peeking...told you, I am a triple, double, negative A!!

Pam NEEDS to be done. OMG I couldn't agree more...oh where is my man in uniform? (smirk)

Pam NEEDS everything! Yes, I am a greedy bitch (smiling). This is getting fun...ya think?

Pam NEEDS our support. Yes supportive friends are a good thing!

Pam NEEDS a map and directions. No what I need is someone to get me there...I am a direction challeged kinda gal. Do I hear LIMO? ha ha ha

Pam NEEDS Help! More than you can imagine...of course this isn't news to most of you!

Pam NEEDS an agent. Now you are talkin' my language...when I get my own talk show I will not forget my freaky bloggy friends!!!

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. - Calvin and Hobbs

2005-10-24T11:15:00.000-05:00

Quote of the Day: It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. - Calvin and Hobbs

Random thoughts worth sharing:

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. (or Lola's personal spin...some people are just born assholes, they will live their entire miserable lives as assholes, and then will die as assholes...and there isn't a thing you can do to change that...)

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and a minute of suspicion to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more messed up than you think.

I've learned that it's taking me a long time to sleep with the person I want.

I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. You may need to borrow money.

I've learned that either you control your attitude or you will be offered medication.

I've learned that money is a great substitute for character.

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do so.

I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean you can't take advantage of them when they're passed out and naked in your bed.

I've learned that your family won't always be there for you. Unless, of course, you win the lottery.

I've learned that no matter how good a guy is, he'll eventually revert.

I've learned that no matter how badly your heart is broken, therapy is still expensive.

I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

I've learned that two people can screw the exact same person and compare notes.

I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon. And all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned to say "Screw 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages

Halloween Coutdown!

2005-10-24T10:02:00.000-05:00

Halloween Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't

She's a goblin!

I'd like to get a little something in the sack.

Let me see your bag ... OH! - You're having a great night!

Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

If you just lick it, it'll last longer.

Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.

Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.

You scared me stiff!

He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

Monkey Love....

2005-10-24T07:05:00.000-05:00

Ok as most of you know I have a thing for monkeys, apes, and gorillas (OMgosh that kinds sounds like lions and tigers and bears OH MY!..ahhh but that is another story). Well, I have gotten quite a collection of monkey stuffage in the last year or so...even down to monkey boxers (yes they are not only attractive but comfortable as well woohoo). So when Neal came back from LA he brought me a new friend...and I had to share this hunk with you all...so here he is!!!!!

As you will note, yes, he is sitting right in front of my "monkey chair"...yes I have a monkey chair...how could I resist such a cool find!? OMG I HAD to have it...broke my piggy bank open just to get it...

So today is Monkey Madness Monday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a great one!

My thoughts on Friday...cause I like to share:)

2005-10-21T10:48:00.000-05:00

Magic Powder vs. Cold Wax (Jen this is for you!)

2005-10-20T21:16:00.000-05:00

All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.

My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home, fix dinner, and play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off.

No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I'm no girly girl, but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. YA THINK!!!*

So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end (Oh how this phrase haunts me!)

I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. OK so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-ra, fighter of all wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire. With my next wax strip I move north.

After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure I apply the wax strip across the right side of bikini line, covering the right half of my v-g-na and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and brace myself. RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half of the strip. Crap!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP. Everything is swirly and spotted. Do I hear crashing drums??? OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt that has caused me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it.

Where is the hair? WHERE IS THE WAX??? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. Crap. I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

Then I make the next BIG mistake...................remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down. Noo!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door. V-g-n-a Sealed shut.

Butt?? Sealed shut. I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop.

My head may pop off.

Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off right???

*WRONG!!!!!!!*

I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub. In scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax. So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!!

God bless the man that convinced me I should have a phone in the bathroom!!!!!

I call my friend thinking surely she's waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter "So, my butt and who-ha are stuck to the bottom of the tub!" There is a slight pause. She

doesn't have a secret trick but does try to hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located on bottom "Are we talking cheeks or hole or what?"

She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.

YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night. While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor.

Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I slip into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me and my hand reaches towards the saving grace.... the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point?

I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of my friend, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It works!!"

I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair..................................THE HAIR IS STILLTHERE.......................ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. So I shaved it off.

Heck, I'm numb at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair color......

Things that make me smile....

2005-10-20T06:06:00.000-05:00

My children's laughter

The smell of freshly baked cookies

A warm bath

My friend's blogs

HNT (of course)

New lingerie

Dancing in the rain

Pick Me! Pick Me!

Getting the last piece of yummy chocolate

Whacked out Wednesday = Quiz Day

2005-10-19T19:57:00.000-05:00

Ok. I have been gone a week and see that a few of you noticed HA! Here are a few quizes to keep you freaky fans entertained...hit me up with results...

Quiz one is What Happy Bunny are you: (I tested out as Cute but Psycho...imagine that)

http://quizilla.com/users/yourgoodfriend/quizzes/which%20happy%20bunny%20are%20you%3F/

Quiz # 2 is R u Hot?

www.ruhotquiz.com

My results were as follows:

Based on your answers and the highly unscientific, fun, and mindless nature of this

quiz, your hotness score is 230.

What really counts is how your score compares to those of your of friends.

Don't forget to forward them this email so you can compare results.

Hip and Happening

Checking the scene and dressing to impress are your mottos. Trendy and nicely-pressed, you catch eyes and turn heads wherever you roll. You're sure to find all the parties and hot spots. You are one hip cat, and that's hot. Don't ever cool down.

Have fun this whacked out Wednesday my freaky friends...love ya'll!

The are you going to the nuthouse test...

2005-10-12T08:44:00.000-05:00

Ok this test is short and easy..kinda funny...take it if you dare:

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17083076082554367052

The much awaited Elton John Concert Review

2005-10-10T09:44:00.000-05:00

Ok...I went to the Elton John concert...on September 30th and have been remiss in posting about it. OMG he was amazing...he played for 2 hours and 45 minutes with no break...and he ain't a spring chicken anymore.
He promoted his new album which was recorded in Atlanta, GA...very cool album with gospel and country feel to it if you can believe that! My all time favorite song by him I have decided is "The Bitch is Back". Some how I have decided to make that my anthem or something...well ok maybe only 6 days out of the month but that is another story lol.
I thought I would see lots of interesting peeps but the crowd seemed fairly tame (bummer)...anyway the concert rocked although he didn't do much if any of his 80s or 90s stuff but then I guesss we would have been there all night!!!! Below is the review from the Nashville concert:

Artist:Elton JohnVenue:Gaylord Entertainment Center - NashvilleConcert Date:September 30, 2005

They Call It Music City
Elton John.
Nashville.

If that seems like an unlikely combination to you, consider these tidbits
The city's largest indoor concert venue has booked twice as many rock and pop acts as country music acts this year
Rock artists have recorded here for years, because of the high quality of the recording studios and the pool of exceptional session musicians
Nashville is called Music City, not Country Music CityYou might be tempted to make a case that Nashville would be a fitting venue for the tour that promotes the artist's slightly country-tinged album, Peachtree Road. Well, don't be. The fact is that the 16,000 people who came to hear Elton John in Nashville on September 30 didn't come to hear Porch Swing In Tupelo or Turn the Lights Out When You Leave.
Oh, sure, the crowd was polite and even mildly enthusiastic as Elton ... uh, excuse me, SIR Elton (do they really confer knighthood on little guys who wear puffy pink pants and lie on top of their pianos?) ... hurried through a few songs from his latest album, each with a somewhat perfunctory, over-rehearsed spoken introduction.

Audience ConnectionIt wasn't until the Peachtree Road album's backup singers left the stage and John hit the first chord of Benny and the Jets that the crowd started clapping, swaying, stomping, shouting, and singing along while accompanying themselves on air piano.
The artist himself was clearly more at home with the "old" material, immediately becoming more comfortable, more connected with the audience, and in general just having a lot more fun. It isn't unusual for performers who have been kicking around for as long as Elton John has to rely on popular favorites from times gone by in their stage sets. It is, however, unusual to see the artist perform those songs with his energy and enthusiasm.
Where DOES He Get That Energy?For a solid two-and-a-half hours, stopping only long enough to leap from the piano bench to take a sip of water between songs, Sir Elton played, sang, and crisscrossed the stage, applauding the audience as warmly as they were applauding him. Then it was two encores and another thirty minutes of high energy performing. His trademark leap onto the top of the piano might have been a little slower than it used to be, but not much.
It was a long time after his string of wooden intros to songs from the recent album before he even stopped long enough to speak before launching into the next song. That was when he warmly related the story of going into the recording studio with Ray Charles to record Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word for Charles' Genius Loves Company album, shortly before his death in 2004.
The show-stopper was an extended rendition of Rocket Man, bolstered by audio effects and light show, both of which were used sparingly but effectively throughout the show.
Old Times, New TimesWhen you look up "showmanship" in the dictionary, you expect to see Elton John's picture next to the definition. Though less flamboyant than in past incarnations -- the only feather boas and sequined eyeglasses were worn by fans -- he still puts on one helluva show. Longtime sidemen Davey Johnstone on guitar and Nigel Olsson (former Nashvillian who has been around since the Elton John Trio days in the late '60s) on drums are a perfect fit in both musical proficiency and stage presence.
This is a performer who seems to genuinely like and appreciate his fans. This is evident in his expressing his pleasure at having met some of them backstage, dedicating a song to one of them, and taking time during his first encore to shake hands and sign autographs for those in the front row seats. His concert ticket prices, in spite of his well-earned superstar status, have remained low enough to keep him accessible to most fans, and them to him.
This isn't the first time the artist has played Nashville, and if we're lucky, it won't be the last. If anything was clear in his most recent performance here, Elton John likes Nashville, and Nashville likes Elton John.

Fall is in the air! Fall is in the air! Fall is in the air...

2005-10-08T11:58:00.000-05:00

And when fall is in the air...and the leaves begin to change it makes me all happy and warm inside and when I get all happy and warm inside it makes me wanna...have sex sex sex!!! Well scratch that...really everything makes me want to do that...Anyway, Happy Fall Ya'll!

Friday Free For All!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-10-07T18:14:00.000-05:00

Well I have made it through yet another week!
I am lookin at you all (yes, you ALL) and askin' this one very important question......When is Happy Hour?????

11 Years Ago!!!!

2005-10-03T20:25:00.000-05:00

Well 11 years ago at 7:31 pm I had my sweet lil Rachel...who is now as tall as me! I just want to wish her a Happy Birthday and tell her that she was the best gift I have ever been given! I love you!

Sleepy Sunday

2005-10-02T19:13:00.000-05:00

Today has been a lazy kind of day...just enjoying the day and spending time with Rachel...hope all of you have had a great weekend...

Friday night fun!!!!

2005-10-01T17:32:00.000-05:00

Well I did a lil people watchin' and I noticed there are a whole lot of men with spikey hair...not that it is a bad thing but just an observation. Along with the observation, spikey hair can come in all lengths and on all ages...very bizarre looking on some...HOT on others...and some I just thought hmmmmm......

I saw one guy who looked like his lower body was going surfin' and his upper body just got back from Alaska...too funny. There was another lady that had a skirt ont hat was longer in the front and shorter in the back and most of us know why...and when she walked it looked like her ass cheeks were fighting...

Then there was the singing bellhop guy...very cute...sang me Love Me Tender...ya gotta love anyone who can sing Elvis and not ruin it...

Then I got a huge hug from pierced guy...I was old enough to be his old but very cool aunt! I sooooo wanted to ask him if he had anything else pierced but I refrained...I had only had 2 Mike's Hard Lemonade...so I just pondered it quietly to myself....(yeah a rare thing I know).

I have also decided I might do my own show of what not to wear (the southern version)...OMG some people are just really confused...