Country Song of the Week

Well, I am running low on wit today...so I decided to pick a Country Song of the Week. For those of you that don't know me well, country music makes me want to spontaneously combust!!! Yes it makes my insides begin to twitch and NOT in a good way...I break out in a sweat and start looking for the nearest exit...so this is my ODE TO COUNTRY MUSIC...

[ Deana Carter Lyrics ]
Did I Shave My Legs For This?

Flowers and wine
Is what I thought I would find
When I came home from workin' tonight
Well now here I stand
Over this frying pan
And you want a cold one again

Chorus:

I bought these new heels
Did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress
Was a sure bet
For romance tonight
Well it's perfectly clear
Between the t.v. and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door
I turn around to be sure
"Did I shave my legs for this?

"Now when we first met
You promised we'd get
A house on the hill with a pool
But this trailer stays wet
And we're swimming in debt
Now you want me to go back to school

Chorus

I bought these new heels
Did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress
Was a sure bet
For romance tonight
Well it's perfectly clearBetween the t.v. and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the doorI turn around to be sure
"Did I shave my legs for this?"

COMING NEXT WEEK: I'd Be Better Off in a Pine Box