Some serious Quirks...My Top 20

With this most serious of posts, I am posting a SERIOUS picture of me...so you will completely relate to my quirky self




Ok...so here you go...for those of you that know me...you probably already have a longer list than I am providing here (so shush!!!)

1. I don't like beer or eating something and drinking beer as your beverage of choice (ummm ewww)

2. I seem to have a God given talent to make people laugh until they pee their pants, spit their drink out or it shoots out their nose (and I just don't understand because I am usually being serious..hahahaha).

3. I AM a freak magnet...just watch and learn sometime. (I really am the flypaper for freaks)

4. I have a fetish for microphones and intercoms.

5. I cannot deal with ANYTHING surgery channel gross (I am posting this for certain people and you KNOW who you ARE)

6. I can play a straw (I would just have to show you...)

7. I like to dance in the rain...well who am I kiddin' I pretty much will break into dance or song anywhere (it goes back to 4)

8. Don't let 4 and 7 confuse you into thinking that I can sing...cause I really can't but I AM a legend in my own mind

9. The majority of my friends are artistic in some way but I do not have ANY talent...well except for 6 and NO I DO NOT consider 3 a talent and I am not sure 2 is a talent one should brag about since it involves expelling bodily fluids although it would be fun to video and put on uTube.

10. I am a closet Fanilow. (Barry Manilow fan...yeah I know...shut up...I did say quirky)

11. I am addicted to my iPod take it everywhere.

12. I am adopted and have NO DESIRE to look up anyone biologically linked to me, skip down to 20 to see a perk on this fact (seems to really bother some peeps)

13. I am really sad that no one has ever bought me a Mr. Microphone (refer to 4)

14. I have an irrational fear of heights (get PASSOUT dizzy just looking down from the top of a flight of stairs)

15. My feet...just an FYI they are so ticklish...I don't even like people looking at them (and for those of you that get the idea it would be FUNNY to tickle them....ummm when I say ticklish...I mean pee my pants ticklish...so unless you want to be grouped in 3...just don't go there my new ex friend - giggling)

16. Love vampire movies...even the really bad ones...completely addicted

17. I have to watch scarey movies with the lights on. I know I am such a girl! (Bite me, k?)

18. I don't like to read things that have things on them that I can't read (Just ask Tish AND Jeanette about this one...and I was sober when I made this enlightening statement)

19. I am the most ungraceful person you will meet...just put me in a pair of heels and sit back and enjoy the show... OMG

and FINALLY...

20. Since I am adopted, I like to change my heritage usually on a weekly basis...unless I find one that is just too interesting...currently I have decided I am cajun...and have been for weeks now (giggling Tish understands)

Well I hope you found this to be helpful :-p

To be continued.....or confused

Pam's Word of the Day

The word for May 03 is :

SHITUATION

n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.


Used in a sentence:


This SHITUATION is going to cause me to have to eat a shit sandwich! (My motto: Just say no to the shit sandwich)

GIRLFRIENDS

Just so you know I have found the perfect song that describes the Goddesses...so here ya go...sit back, have a beer, prop up your feet (you should give the song a listen)...and enjoy!!!

Girlfriends
sung by Jamie O'Neal

I've been starin' all day at the same computer screen
'Round here I'm treated like I'm just some damn machine
I punch in, I tune out, nobody cares what I'm all about
But at five that ends, they're waitin' for me, my girlfriends



Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna get loud no doubt we're gonna get crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, who cares if we do some damage to our reputation
Guys can come and go life can turn around and let you down so fast
But if you need that one sure thing that's gonna last
Girlfriends kick ass



If doesn't even matter if I show up in a bad mood
They're gonna make me laugh and change my attitude
Here's to one more, and me and my girls out on the floor
We'll dance all night long so, come on mister DJ play our song



Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna get loud no doubt we're gonna get crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, who cares if we do some damage to our reputation
Guys can come and go life can turn around and let you down so fast
But if you need that one sure thing that's gonna last
Girlfriends kick ass



When we're together I can't help feelin' fine
Oh yeah, everything's alright
Tomorrow's comin' it'll be here soon enough
But nothin's buggin' us tonight


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Pam's Top Ten Things She Doesn't Like (Well at least this week)

1. I don't like to read things that I can't read on things I can't read. (This is a direct quote from me and I wasn't even drunk! And Kel was no where around!)



2. I hate movies that don't end the way I think they should and I have to leave the movie theater all pissy about it! (Tish knows all about this one)



3. I hate road construction!!!! (Trust me Huntspatch is perverted with it!!!)



4. I hate not having control of the remote which usually happens when Neal is around or Rachel decides to have a Nickelodean/Disney Channel marathon....



5. I hate it when the dog misses the puppy pad...just sayin'.





6. I hate that this guy at work (that smells bad) sat next to me in a meeting and I had to hold my nose (and make it look natural) through the whole 2 hour meeting! (Not to mention some of my ex friends and coworkers laughed at me the WHOLE FREAKIN' Time!)



7. I hate dressing for warm weather and then freezing my ass off!


8. I hate shit sandwiches (Kel you know what I'm talkin' about)!




9. I hate when the soda machine steals my money!!!!



10. Most of ALL I hate it that I don't get to see my Goddesses more often!



There you have it...a bit of a rant I guess but sometimes you just have to say what's on your mind.

A Goddess Coming of Age

Yes this post is for Ms. Biscuit. She is 41 today and doesn't look a day over 25!!! Wishing you many happy days to come, lots of sweet things....

Wish were were there to ring it in with you babe....but remember we love you and you are still one HOT GODDESS!!!

HA! I am back!

What ya'll freaks been up to?

Life

All I can say right now is sometimes...Life is just full of suprises....sometimes YUMMY surprises (this would be the surprise that does NOT include a side order of shit sandwich)...

For the first time in a very long time I am at peace with life...