Happy Freakin' Friday!!!!

Well I don't really have anything of major significance to say so here is my quote of the day..."If you have issues, confront it, spank it and move on!" Life is too short to stay pissy all the time...Have a great Friday all! See how happy we are and we haven't even been drinkin' (yet)!!!! Take time to spend with your friends...they are always there for you!!!!

Happy HUMPhumphumphumperhumpity Day!!!

Life as I see it:

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.
9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't..
10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
11. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
12. She's always late, in fact, her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
13. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
14. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
15. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
16. Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
17. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
18. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
19. It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living.
20. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
21. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
22. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
23. You can't have everything! Where would you put it?24. The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population.
25. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
26. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
27. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
28. FLASHLIGHT: A case for holding dead batteries.
29. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture.
30. A FINE is a tax for doing wrong. A TAX is a fine for doing well.
31. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
32. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
33. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
34. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
35. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
36. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Happy 3rd Anniversary!!!!

Well we have made it 3 years...although we have only spent one anniversary together...we were together our first, he was in Iraq our second, and now he is in Lake Charles, LA for our 3rd...So here is wishing you a safe and happy anniversary sweetie...you are doing us all proud...and I hope you don't mind the new diamond ring I bought myself for our anniversary (giggling....just seeing if you are paying attention!)

"Rain, Rain"

Ooh Ooh Ooh Everywhere I look I see rain. . .Why am I here if you're there...

So far away it's not fair To be without you - like this I miss you more than you know The nights are long, The days slow Without the warmth of your kiss Wish you were back here with me Cause out my window, All I see is [Chorus:] Rain, Rain in the sky Everywhere I look my eyes see Rain, rain fallin' down Crying as it hits the ground Rain, rain in my heart Every day that we're apart Rain, Rain Falling rain, rain Only rain, rain The sun is strong when you're near But when you're gone it disappears Behind an ocean of blue The telephone's not good enough It can't reach out, it can't touch me The way that you do Wish you would knock at my door Cause only you - can stop the pouring [Chorus] Maybe I'll go outside And walk beneath the clouds Pretend it's you that's watching over me This isn't the only thing that come's between us now Baby soon we'll be - together

Thinking of you...

My Private Nation:
lyrics When I Look To The Sky
When it rains it pours and opens doors And floods the floors we thought would always keep us safe and dry And in the midst of sailing ships we sink our lips into the ones we love That have to say goodbye
And as I float along this ocean I can feel you like a notion that won’t seem to let me go
Cause when I look to the sky something tells me you’re here with me And you make everything alright And when I feel like I’m lost something tells me you’re here with me And I can always find my way when you are here
And every word I didn’t say that caught up in some busy day And every dance on the kitchen floor we didn’t dance before And every sunset that we’ll miss I’ll wrap them all up in a kiss And pick you up in all of this when I sail away
Whether I am up or down or in or out or just plane overhead Instead it just feels like it is impossible to fly But with you I can spread my wings to see me over everything that life may send me When I am hoping it won’t pass me by
And when I feel like there is no one that will ever know me there you are to show me

Keep yourself safe...come home soon... Love you!

Reflecting...

Well, as most of you that are readers of my blog know Neal has been re-activated. His unit will be dealing with the aftermath left by Katrina and the new damage from Rita. He will be in LA somewhere but I don't know where yet. I guess with all the death and destruction that has come with the hurricanes I am reflecting on how truly blessed I am. I am a firm believer when I feel that my life isn't so great or the scales don't seem tipped in my favor...that there is someone out there less fortunate than me. So with that being said, I am thankful for all that I have especially my family and friends. As I see it, family and friends are truly a statement as to how rich we really are...and I must say "my cup runneth over..." I will try to remind myself in the future when I get the humdrums with my everyday life that I am blessed and count them right then and there. My heart goes out to the hurricane victims...and praying for their families, their losses, and blessing all those that have reached out in their time of need to help them. Sorry if this is a bit serious...but I think it is fitting for a Sunday post. Love ya'll

Kiss This!!!

This is for all those people that I have encountered this week that are what I like to call fucktards. 1. They cannot be polite. 2. They won't let you merge into traffic 3. They go 5 mph while talking on their cell phone 4. They go down the parking lot aisle the wrong way and then flip you off because you were in their way 5. Telemarketers (enough said) 6. Parking space theif 7. Cashier that pops gum and gives you the fuck off look 8. Ex wives 9. DJs that cut off my fav song so they can talk... 10. Companies that have the automated phone systems that put you on hold and forfuckingget....I think I am making my point...

Unanswered questions...

Ok these are questions that I think about and things that will make you go Hmmm...

1. Why is it when someone gets something that tastes bad, they say something like"Ewww this tastes like shit, you taste it." WTF? Now why would I want to taste something that you already deemed tasted like shit? BTW, Neal is notorious for this tactic...

2. Why is it when I am lost (like that ever happens) and I am looking around, I have to turn the radio down to see better?

3. Why is it when I need to hear something, I squint?

4. Why is it when you tell someone your sad story or in my case when I had to go to the "assologist" they always say "Well Bless your Heart"? Never here them say...here is an ass cushion...or lemme get ya a Margeritasoyoucanforgetyourassisahumankleenexbox...

5. Why is it people ask you the obvious? Like you are standing at the door marked "Exit" and they say are you leaving? I feel like sayin' "No I am waiting for the mother ship"...

6. Why is it my neighbor asks to borrow some bread? Like I would want it back when she is done...uggghhhh...

7. Why is it a man will stop at your desk and his "hoo-hoo" is at umm eye level...and then proceed to move his package around? WTF?

Ok....I guess I am done with this for the moment....

I'm Just Sayin...

Have you ever just had one of these days?

The MSG connection...

Ok I went for Chinese food today and got my MSG fix...what is it about that stuff anyway? I gotta have it at some point...and Neal is absolutely a FReAK and (not in a good way) if he doesn't get it...so "Food for thought" if ya will....;) I have decided I love Chinese and Mexican and throw in a lil Italian maybe we should just have a good ole food orgy...Hmmmmm?

Ok...Vanity sets in at 38...Blonde or Red?

Thoughts/Comments...be nice please...

Lesbian Dogs

Well, I have spent most of the weekend lounging at home tryin' to relax. However, I am finding that more difficult since my dogs have apparently "crossed over" to the dark side (smirking). They are small dogs...one is 28 lbs and the other is no more than about 4 lbs. They have been goin' at it like rabbits...OMG! When they are tag teaming each other...they are giving poor Mr. Dino a fit especially the littlest one! It has been a regular hump-a-palooza here!

The Discovery Channel ain't got nothin' on us! I am sure you all are sooooo glad I am sharing this with you! I think that they may need therapy or something? Comments/Suggestions? I anxiously await your soonest replies!

Well it's official I am a blogger too!!!!

Ok...since all my alums from Grissom started posting on blogs, I felt compelled to dabble here myself...realizing this could be dangerous to have yet another forum where I can speak without a filter (smirking)... I have really enjoyed reading all the posts on the other blogs although I am not nearly as clever as my gal pals that are blogging already!