I wrote another poem yesterday while I was stuck in "traffic" on I-4 on a frickin' SUNDAY. (I put "traffic" in quotes because technically something has to move to count as traffic):
"There once was a man from Nantucket Who should go the fuck back home and get his 90-year-old ass off the freakin' road!"
7 Comments:
bwahahahahaha!
You should write greeting cards.
Kel- Hallmark won't return my calls...I just don't understand?!
In Haiku form:
Roses are crimson
Violets are indigo
You are still a dick
[bow]
Did you ever submit that to Seed?
You're still the funniest damn woman I know - and I know some pretty witty women!
I think We should publish our own book of "original poetry"...
I wasn't this creative when I could have published in the Seed...damn...
I wrote another poem yesterday while I was stuck in "traffic" on I-4 on a frickin' SUNDAY. (I put "traffic" in quotes because technically something has to move to count as traffic):
"There once was a man from Nantucket
Who should go the fuck back home and get his 90-year-old ass off the freakin' road!"
[golf claps]
Thank you.
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